It's Rainin' Bears

This requires absolutely no further commentary.

15 Things Men Think We Want to Know

Good god, I thought the male brain was capable of ONLY sports, beer, and sex-- thank you yahoonews for opening my eyes. Italicizing "you" really helped that sink in.

1. I'm sure that was Einstein's intent. All his relativity work-- all for the purpose of explaining why his texts were two weeks late.

2. Dr. Hacket-- you are an orthopedic surgeon for snowboarders? How are you even relevant to this article?

3. ...what is on this man's crotch? Like genuinely. What is that.

"Our heart beating through your chest?" What does that MEAN?

What self respecting man uses the word "manscaped?" I mean really...

NO ONE IS FUNNIER THAN ME NO OTHER MAN ANYWHERE AHHHHH

'This wankjob isn't even trying.'

-Guest input from the luminescent Rebecca Bonallie

Okay, so let me get this straight, Matt Ritter-- you were given the priceless opportunity to finally illuminate the male gender to the women of the world, and the first thing you think of is "I don't want anymore DVDs!"

Full article: http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/15-things-men-really-wish-knew-212600930.html

When Your Love Gets Awkward

'Quick, Bob, what romantic stock photo do we have for this dating article?'

'Uhhh... let's go for "Couple Smelling Rose" again.'

For example, in completely empty movie theatres with just one person staring at you. Wait a second... I think they did 'get a room.' That angular-haired chick just followed em there.

If by "plenty to talk about" you mean "remember that time you gently rested your hand on my knee and we held hands?" It sounds like you guys don't connect very well on a conversational level, do ya...

Step One:

Step Two:

Step Three:

Put your hands wherever the heck you want. Just make sure you are making some firm eye contact with your neighbor Joe and his kids while you're at it.

Nothing puts a damper on summer like needing CPR from a child who just watched you try to fellate someone under water. 

Check out the full article in all its splendor:

http://uk.match.yahoo.net/edito/index.php?mtcmk=080405&name=5/118/2865-the-worst-pda-offences.html