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'Quick, Bob, what romantic stock photo do we have for this dating article?'
'Uhhh... let's go for "Couple Smelling Rose" again.'
For example, in completely empty movie theatres with just one person staring at you. Wait a second... I think they did 'get a room.' That angular-haired chick just followed em there.
If by "plenty to talk about" you mean "remember that time you gently rested your hand on my knee and we held hands?" It sounds like you guys don't connect very well on a conversational level, do ya...
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Step Three:
Put your hands wherever the heck you want. Just make sure you are making some firm eye contact with your neighbor Joe and his kids while you're at it.
Nothing puts a damper on summer like needing CPR from a child who just watched you try to fellate someone under water.
Check out the full article in all its splendor:
http://uk.match.yahoo.net/edito/index.php?mtcmk=080405&name=5/118/2865-the-worst-pda-offences.html
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