Good god, I thought the male brain was capable of ONLY sports, beer, and sex-- thank you yahoonews for opening my eyes. Italicizing "you" really helped that sink in.
1. I'm sure that was Einstein's intent. All his relativity work-- all for the purpose of explaining why his texts were two weeks late.
2. Dr. Hacket-- you are an orthopedic surgeon for snowboarders? How are you even relevant to this article?
3. ...what is on this man's crotch? Like genuinely. What is that.
"Our heart beating through your chest?" What does that MEAN?
What self respecting man uses the word "manscaped?" I mean really...
NO ONE IS FUNNIER THAN ME NO OTHER MAN ANYWHERE AHHHHH
'This wankjob isn't even trying.'
-Guest input from the luminescent Rebecca Bonallie
Okay, so let me get this straight, Matt Ritter-- you were given the priceless opportunity to finally illuminate the male gender to the women of the world, and the first thing you think of is "I don't want anymore DVDs!"
Full article: http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/15-things-men-really-wish-knew-212600930.html
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