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Saturday, January 1, 2011

Sports mascot gives away the bride


I don't even... I don't... Wow. It's like a twisted version of this heartwarming childhood classic:

"Are you my father?"
"No... I'm just a man with a bird for a head."
"Will you marry me off anyway?"
"...sure."

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