Wait. I thought that was the catchphrase for Jersey Shore...
What??? WHAT!?!?! Ok, so after a 50 year relationship, this man is dressing like a sixteen year old and adopting the moniker "Sweet Talking Ken?" WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING, THIS IS NOT A MAN THIS IS A DOLL.
Dolls do not flirt. They do not use facebook. They do not eat baked goods. This genuinely worries me.
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