Mean Girls 2: Where's Regina George?

Do you even, like,  know what feminism is? 'Cause it seems you like, clearly have no idea. Or maybe, I should start like, using that phrase superfluously as well:

-YOU CAN'T HAVE OREOS WITHOUT MILK. THAT'S JUST LIKE, THE RULES OF FEMINISM.

-THE OFFICE CANNOT CONTINUE WITHOUT MICHAEL SCOTT. THAT'S JUST LIKE, THE RULES OF FEMINISM!

-YOU CAN'T TAKE RAHM EMANUEL OFF THE CHICAGO BALLET. THAT'S JUST LIKE, THE RULES OF FEMINISM!!!

I think I can learn to like this...